Braid – Review

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Developer: Number None Inc, Hothead Games
Platform: Xbox 360, PS3, PC
Release Date: Aug 2008

Braid Trailer

Hey, remember in my last review I mentioned I was going to play Braid? And now, here I am reviewing it? That’s continuity! Pretty professional, wouldn’t you say, JOB MARKET? Or are you still annoyed that I don’t think games like Pokemon or Grand Theft Auto are any good? That’s it, isn’t it? That’s why you won’t let me be a brain surgeon, or a fireman. All of these years I always thought it was because of the smell that emanated from my knees. (more…)

Published in: on December 23, 2012 at 10:42 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Saw: The Videogame – Review

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Developer: Zombie Studios

Platform: PS3, Xbox 360, PC.

Release Date: Nov 2009

Saw: The Videogame trailer

I want to like horror games. I really do. But the videogame companies need to throw me a frickin’ bone here. For every decent horror film that comes out, there are about fifty absolutely terrible ones that make me want to douse my eyes with vinegar and jump into a helicopter propeller just to get away from them. It’s a little better with games because they’re a little harder to make, I suppose. But we still get the same old generic crap a hundred times over before something actually good comes outCase in point… (more…)

Published in: on December 19, 2012 at 11:49 pm  Leave a Comment  
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