Christmas Jumpers Are Sexy (Because Of Science)

You might have heard that a guy in a well tailored suit is the biggest turn-on for women everywhere. Or a girl with a low cut dress can drive a guy wild with passion. True as that may be, nothing stirs up the ‘ol juices better than a badly knitted, utterly horrendous looking Christmas jumper with a snowman on the front, and little bits that light up on the arms. It’s something about the way it clashes horribly with anything else that the person is wearing that does it: it messes with the hormones. Not to mention the fact that it makes you look like a sexy Christmas card from Walmart. Ooh yeah. Christmas jumpers don’t just keep you warm, they make you hot too! Here’s how: (more…)

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